''Lonely 'tarts' column..(Any Hypothetical Broadsheet) 31/01/2025 To Whomever it may concern, University Of Life participant seeks an older, sexier, wiser candidate of mature, aged, scuffed lines. Not a shrinking violet...more a social butterfly. .... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Regular Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Retail/Consumer | Age | 46 |
Interests | Music - Alternative, Volunteer / Charity, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Music - World, Music - Classical / Opera, Movies / Cinema, Arts / Crafts, Dancing, Hiking / Camping, Music - Dance / Electronic, Yoga / Meditation, Astrology / New Age, Computers / Internet, Literature / History, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Museums / Galleries, Theatre / Ballet, Religion, Music - New Age, Food and Wine, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Shopping, Music - Pop / R&B |
Fun, outgoing and sociable, I love to chat (probably too much!). I like getting to know somebody really well, long conversations over a few drinks, flirting and having lots of laughs... a good sense of humour is essential. .... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Legal | Age | 45 |
Interests | Gym / Aerobics, Arts / Crafts, Travel / Sightseeing, Music - Country, Cooking, Music - Dance / Electronic, Food and Wine, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock |
So... where do I start? This is how I look: brown hair, average height, I swim and go to the gym. I’m regularly told I look younger than my actual age. So this is always the awkward part ‘selling yourself’ but actually I’m at the poin.... [read more]
Religion | Atheist | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Light Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 43 |
Interests | Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Travel / Sightseeing |
Hey! I’m an easy-going, fun loving lady looking for one guy to share this secret adventure with. I’ve been here before and learned a few things on the way so I’m really hoping to get it right this time with someone genuine and looking for a.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Other | Age | 45 |
Interests | Music - Rock, Nature, Hiking / Camping, Arts / Crafts, Literature / History, Gardening, Boxing / Wrestling, Music - Alternative, Dancing, Music - Pop / R&B, Travel / Sightseeing |
Just to level out the playing field, let me start with myself: In terms of looks average height, hazel eyes, brown hair and slim. I'm all about The Godfather and Doctor Zhivago rather than Les Misérables. You would more likely catch me with Class.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Hazel |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Graduate/Masters Degree |
Occupation | Retired | Age | 76 |
Interests | Travel / Sightseeing |
Have a very happy life and don’t want to carve out time to nurture a new relationship , just missing the physical attention from a confident man.... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Non-Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Cuddly |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Management/HR | Age | 55 |
Interests | Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Cooking |
I am pleased to make your acquaintance, who am I? In terms of looks a little below average height, kind of average size (which of course lends the question of what is a average size) well I'm a size 12-14 (which for some of you guys might be perceive.... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Light Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Engineering | Age | 55 |
Interests | Cooking, Nature, Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Literature / History, Dancing |
I'm not looking for a full-blown affair of the heart as I'm in a happy long-term relationship (and intend to stay that way) but am seeking an accomplished, considerate lover in my locality (see below) to distract me from my daily cares, pamper me a l.... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Non-Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Executive | Age | 57 |
Interests | Yoga / Meditation |
I am married, 1 grown up son and now he has left the nest I need something to occupy me. I am tall, blonde, a little on the large size. I love cooking and playing hostess, I still work but only part time, and love culture and the arts.... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Blue |
Drinking | Regular Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | Doctoral Degree/Ph.D |
Occupation | Government | Age | 53 |
Interests | Theatre / Ballet, Gardening, Cooking, Music - Classical / Opera, Food and Wine, Politics, Religion, Singing / Playing Instrument |
This is where I reveal my true inner self - well up to a point because the thing I miss most about the excitement of a new relationship is the thrill of getting to know someone for the first time. If you get to know me you'll find someone caring, pa.... [read more]
Religion | Methodist | Eye Colour | Hazel |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Light Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 53 |
Interests | Gym / Aerobics, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Music - Latin, Travel / Sightseeing, Music - Pop / R&B, Movies / Cinema, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History |
Reasonably educated, engaged, interested with a good sense of the ridiculous. Happy but unfulfilled. Not looking to upset any domestic arrangements and discretion is super important on both sides. Loves to laugh … can you laugh me into bed or ou.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Hazel |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Curvaceous |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | College |
Occupation | Other | Age | 56 |
Interests | Travel / Sightseeing, Nature, Food and Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Sailing / Boating, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports |
Lady that enjoys life, looking for fun and pleasure so please get in contact.... [read more]
Religion | Church of England | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Cuddly |
Height | 5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) | Education | High/Secondary school |
Occupation | Other | Age | 59 |
Interests | Nature |
The best evenings are spent playing scrabble in the bath with champagne and sushi! I really enjoy good food, new people, travel, adventures and planning fun outings for 2 - always keen to try something new. This is a new space for me, but I do.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Green |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Blonde |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Hospitality & Tourism | Age | 42 |
Interests | Movies / Cinema, Nature, Yoga / Meditation, Museums / Galleries, Cooking, Tennis / Racket Sports, Food and Wine, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing |
Let me introduce myself: If we were to meet, you would see that I have brown eyes and hair and petite. I like to think of myself as playful, fun and also enjoy quality time talking and getting to know people. Education wise, I'm university ed.... [read more]
Religion | Agnostic/None | Eye Colour | Brown |
Drinking | Non-Drinker | Hair Colour | Brown |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Slim |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Education & Science | Age | 35 |
Interests | Water Sports, Nature, Travel / Sightseeing, Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Cars / Motorcycles, Yoga / Meditation, Cycling, Cooking, Motor Racing, Food and Wine |
"Warning: I might be about to steal your attention… but I promise, it’s worth it. 😉 So, tell me, are you as mischievous as you look, or should I come up with some fun ways to find out? I love meeting someone who can match my energy and keep me.... [read more]
Religion | Other | Eye Colour | Hazel |
Drinking | Light / Social Drinker | Hair Colour | Red |
Smoking | Non-Smoker | Build | Average |
Height | 5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm) | Education | Bachelors Degree |
Occupation | Other | Age | 35 |
Interests | Arts / Crafts, Gardening, Cooking, Food and Wine |